Kitchen & Bath

Kitchen:

• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
• Bon Appetit!
• Broken cookies don't have calories
• Carrot cake should count as a serving of vegetables.
• Chocolate...Coffee...Men...Some things are better rich!
• Consider the teapot. It's up to it's neck in hot water yet it keeps on singing
• Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead perfectly normal lives.
• Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you
• Friends and wine should be old
• Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!
• Four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate truffles
• Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler
• God blesses this kitchen but...He doesn't clean it.
• Grandma's kitchen... kid's eat free!
• Grandma's kitchen . . . Tasters welcome
• Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
• Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough
• Help keep this kitchen clean...Eat out.
• Hey good lookin'...What ya got cookin'?
• How can I go on a diet . . . the fridge is still full
• I kiss better than I cook!
• I love a man with dishpan hands
• I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter
• If we are what we eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
• If you don't like my cooking, lower your standards
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• Kiss the Cook!
• Life is just a bowl full of cherries
• Life's uncertain, eat dessert first!
• My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.
• My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
• Never enough Thyme!
• Never trust a skinny cook
• No Empty Chairs
• No matter where I serve my guests . . . it seems they like my kitchen best!
• Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie in the oven.
• Open the oven and take a look…the first person to complain is tomorrows cook
• Real men wear aprons
• SIMPLIFY
• So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust.
• Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate - Plautus
• The Gathering Room
• This kitchen is closed due to illness, I'm sick of cooking
• Today's Menu Choices: Take it or Leave it.
• Why can’t I get a little ahead instead of a bigger behind?

Bath & Laundry:

• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
• Bubbles, Bubbles Everywhere
• Cowboys Don't Take Baths (or: Please, God, Tell Momma, Real Cowboys Don't Take Baths, They Just Dust Off)
• Drop your drawers here
• Good Clean Fun
• Good morning sunshine
• Got Soap?
• How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
• It will all come out in the wash
• Laundry - 10 cents (bleach extra)
• Laundry - Drop your drawers here
• Lost Socks
• Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
• Rub-a-Dub-Dub, who is that in the tub?
• Rubber ducky, you're the one
• Self-Serve Laundry open 24 hours
• Soap is to the body what laughter is to the soul
• Sorting out life one load at a time
• Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath!
• The Laundry Room: Get all the Good Dirt Here
• The Laundry Room: Helping Keep America Clean
• The Laundry Room: Loads of Fun
• There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them - Sylvia Plath
• Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
• Wash, brush, floss and flush
• Wash your hands, Mom said so
• When I said "I DO" I didn't mean the laundry.
• Yes, you are the fairest of them all!